Falafel falafel erh…do you know how gibbons move throughout he trees so quick. It's because they have a ball and socket joint which gives them so much more manoeuvrability. And they do on occasion have accidents because they can get a bit cocky sometimes. But if you ever see a gibbon actually going through the trees you'd be very impressed; It's a sight to behold. I've always considered it to be one of the natural wonders of the world. Why can't an evolutionary trait be considered a natural wonder; in fact that should be a natural wonder above all else…because it is nature. Because what we've built is not necessarily natural. So yeah I think a Gibbon moving through the trees is a marvel.
Do you know the Mayfly larvae has one of the fastest reactions of the Animal Kingdom? It has like a concertina jaw that zips out and catches krill. Krill I think is an ocean fairing society. Did you know bats always turn left, when bats leave a cave they always turn left.
Did you know all the baby elephants in Chester Zoo are in-bred? Oh yeah! They're all doing it. And possibly, Chester Zoo is the only zoo that has managed to drown an aquatic animal?! Sealions are alright, you know they're all right…until you actually get to know one. Giraffes don't make any noise, they're incapable of making noise. Apart from grunts. And the Giraffe; it's actual greatest risk of dying is when they drink water because they have to do the splits and often, more often that you think they can't pull their legs back together…and they die.
Do you know it's actually funny because people come up to us, 'You know your cheetahs, they should be allowed to run free.' It only has a 40% success rate when they hunt. And while they hunt they borderline heart attack. Technically he'd only have 2 out of 5 kills and he'd nearly have a heart attack so i'm sure he'd quite happily have a piece of meat just thrown in for him.
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