Yimmy's Yayo TM

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On an absolute rumpy-pumpy roll this evening.

In case you wanted to know.

DO NOT MIX.. The soft buttery short-crust will provide an interesting texture perk, WRONG. The eggy goo will fuck your shit up, don't do it... Especially not with that strawberry yoghurt..pfft, what was I thinking.

As I always say, I like to deliver new experiences such as the famous tuna and jam sandwich, another of my proud mistakes. Once again, you have been warned.

Passion is in action

Passion is in doing,
in realising the soul's true desire,
And having the perseverance to make it manifest.

This one just flopped out of my head...a while ago. Rings true though, no?

Exposure: Melanie Tjoeng

There are many talented photographers out there. This first post isn’t going to be the start of a photo blog which tries to make captive a set of photos as any sort of achievement, it's not even going to be held down to any sort of photography, yet.. It's just a little somethin, somethin to stir you up. I hope you get something from the artists selected, and are inspired to start digging for yourself, you really don’t have to look far.

I picked this first photo, by Australian photographer Melanie Tjoeng, because like a fuckin moth I'm a sucker for sexy use of layering of depth of field, we all know moths love bokeh. Anyway.. have a gander at her other stuff: www.awaywiththebirds.com, worth a click-see. Her images surf the crest of the sexy-trendy wave, not for some but certainly for most. 

Enjoy!

FBK "Edward Tang Photography" Thanks.

Wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it,
Wouldn't it be funny if Miss Nuttall had a wooden tit.
Wooden tit? Wooden tit. Wouldn't it be funny.

By Alexandra Sasha kolesnik

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...again.

Admirable how tasteful this ad is in the face of Hollywood's blatant and unscrupulous pocket-lining. Any potential reasoning of 'oh, we just wanted to share this story with an Anglo audience' is as insulting a facade as the remaking itself; true film lovers would have watched a foreign original regardless of subtitles, not only should this new release be met with the scepticism of the original foreign film audience but so to should it be met over here. Daniel Craig can kiss my ass.

The Dice Man

The following is an excerpt from the bizarre, hilarious and ponderous 'The Dice Man'. I'm just 11 or so Chapters in and loving it. I realise that giving you this out of context may spark confusion...that's why I've done it. A full review will shortly follow: